Here’s My Life, What’s Yours ?

Wanna know what my schedule is for taking a shit ?
Why I conversate with strangers ? When do I date a chick ?
The way I brag, the way I talk, showing off my swagger, I’m ‘sick’
Just got off the gym, girls, look I learned a new trick,
a scissor’s kick. Follow me, I got an 8 inch d*** .. and I walk with a stick ..
Limping. Being the sickest like .. DJ Vic
Uno. Your life’s on tv. Homo. Bruno.
My rims just glow. And my businesses just grow.
And my life’s in slow-mo. And I’m at the top of .. oh no ..
Burj Dubai’n. Buyin’. Applyin’ for black cards.
Golfin’ yards like Woods. With no apologies like he would. I’m hood.
But good bye ’cause I have to go go. My phones are gonna blow blow.
And my bling show you my daily income.
Dough dough.
From how many dice I roll,
To how many strikes I bowl,
I don’t see why you need to know. My life.

Apo Avedissian : www.apotize.com
To every sarcastic human being, this article was for you. You’re the only smart ones left over to decode this.
Here’s my life. Don’t share yours. If you’re enjoying your life, enjoy it instead of taking a phone out and telling the 300 left over ‘fake-social’ friends you have about what you’re doing. See it. Live it. Keep it in your mind and be proud of it. It’s your life after all, not theirs.