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Lol…….. Apo Avedissian and Alex Trebor during a photoshoot in Glendale, California.

Had a little fun on the side today while doing a photoshoot for Alex Trebor. We had a long shoot going on and during the hard work, as you see in the picture, so I decided to give you something extra, ‘behind the scenes’ type of thing.

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Hi there, so as most of you have forgotten already, we’re human beings.

Okay so, continue reading after you figure out the line before.

I’ve mentioned this before, but it seems as if I need to bring this to everyone’s attention again. I’m an entertainer.

Is that a job? No. It’s a personality.

I’m made to push out positivity. Whether you hear a joke from me or not depends on the moment you met me and the time you waited for a joke, but if you’ve met me you should already know me. Even a first time meeting, that ice breaker will be there for you to remember.

I have mentioned before that my interest is never to tell you where I stand with my “accomplishments” in life. I’m not the person who stands there with his hands in his pockets walking around telling you “I made this” and “so I got this deal”. I’m here to make fun of me, you, and the situation we’re both in.

Awkward? Good luck. It’s gonna get awkward-er.

I tend to be an asshole sometimes, notice the ‘sometimes’, but I’m good most of the time. Well, at least I claim.

I went to Costco today, and man is that shopping cart fun to drive.. Common sense is sucked out of people’s heads, and now you have a bunch of ants in a jar just running around crossing left and right walking over each other causing shit load of traffic, that, ladies and gentlemen, is how my day went =) [HERE GOES MY MEMBERSHIP]…

I love when I’m on the actual right side of my road, I’m in my own lane, and those stubborn, excuse me, dumb asses, come and decide that the lane I’m on is actually theirs. Luckily, when I go there, I have all day, and one of my tactiques is stopping my cart, letting go of the handle, walking right next to them, grabbing some item, walking back to my cart, and lagging it, or for my older crowd, jumping to sit in it. BINGO. You should see their reaction.

Why do I do that? BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT. (and I need a laugh).

Just like driving, just like walking in hallways; the right side from where ever you’re facing is your way, unless you drive in Europe, then don’t worry about this blog, like it never happened O:-), but other than that, seriously, you gotta get this right people! Right side is your side, why is there the urge to move and to just walk left and right and block the way? And what topped it all off, I asked one of the workers where the hummus was, after searching for it over and over at the spot I knew it used to be stacked at, his reply was “we relocated it”. REALLLLLLLY?

Do we need to be slow? There’s SOMETHING wrong with how people behave that I still need to understand. I do understand it, but I don’t understand the reason why they keep doing things like this. Get a hold of your cart and MOVE; Otherwise, don’t ‘dawwgg’ me when I ‘accidentally’ hit your cart to make way after waiting for you to decide which cereal you’re gonna buy.. We’re there to get our needs and leave, why is it so hard to stand in line, by the way?

I was trying a sample, which you should all try (one of my previous jobs was serving samples), and a lady just threw her self first in line, right in front of 2 women and my self  and one lady and one guy after me. The second lady in line asked her if she realized where the line was, and her reply was “oh I sorry I don see line” and just turned and kept standing at her spot. I, being pissed now, where no longer the gentleman side lives, said “well now you do”. She turned and said “no I don see line” with a smirk. The server looked at her and said “the line is there ma’am” and the lady replied back “I nohh I nohh just geemee one sample”. The server took the first sample out of the oven, brought it across the lady’s chest and handed it to the lady who was actually in line first. She then handed the second sample to the second lady, while the one who threw her self in is just standing there staring at the server, I gave my sample to the lady behind me. I took the next sample and gave it to the guy who was after the lady, and then I took the last one for myself, took a bite, and dropped it in the trash can and walked out.

Good night,

Apo Avedissian

Okay, so before I even say hi, I have to say this. What in the world are you bloggers excited about for finding a chance of basic life on one of Saturn’s moons? I’m sorry but, “awesome” should definitely be replaced by “holy shit”.

Why would you want to discover aliens? Humans, alone, can’t take care of them selves and the land they live on (also called: Earth). How the hell would we take care of aliens, now? This is only after the assumption that aliens are cool friendly creatures who are going to TOTALLY understand us and our mentality and lifestyles. Ladies and gentlemen, if you called a bad driver “probably an Asian,” odds are you will not survive against aliens, mentally that is. We don’t know how strong they are physically. If they’re not this smart, then they’re animals. That being said, no animal will just come and befriend you. This is not going to end up with a nice finishing touch. This will end up in a disaster.
It’s not Buzz from Toy Story 3 who’s going to save you. It is you. It is our troops. 6 Billion of us and we can barely take care of our neighbor, our friends. How are we going to do this?

Okay, now that my panic session is done, I want to say that, no, aliens were never and will never be cool.
Civilizations have ended because when one meets the other, they just destroy each other. That’s how every single civilized city has fallen. Is Earth next? Hmm, dun dun dun..

Now that you’re done laughing, I suggest you go watch Toy Story 3 once it’s out. No particular reason. I just like aliens. Not by me though. *points up* “E.T. GO HOME”.

Apo Avedissian