As I got into the shower, I noticed two of my shampoo bottles, one being an almost-empty bottle, and a full new one. I decided to pop the empty bottle open and fill it with water, close the cap, shake the bottle, and open the cap and squirt left and right (that’s what she said). After 20 seconds of bubbles and soap floating all over the shower, I paused for a second only to realize I’m 20 years old.
I proceeded with cleaning the walls.

-Apo Avedissian