Okay, so before I even say hi, I have to say this. What in the world are you bloggers excited about for finding a chance of basic life on one of Saturn’s moons? I’m sorry but, “awesome” should definitely be replaced by “holy shit”.

Why would you want to discover aliens? Humans, alone, can’t take care of them selves and the land they live on (also called: Earth). How the hell would we take care of aliens, now? This is only after the assumption that aliens are cool friendly creatures who are going to TOTALLY understand us and our mentality and lifestyles. Ladies and gentlemen, if you called a bad driver “probably an Asian,” odds are you will not survive against aliens, mentally that is. We don’t know how strong they are physically. If they’re not this smart, then they’re animals. That being said, no animal will just come and befriend you. This is not going to end up with a nice finishing touch. This will end up in a disaster.
It’s not Buzz from Toy Story 3 who’s going to save you. It is you. It is our troops. 6 Billion of us and we can barely take care of our neighbor, our friends. How are we going to do this?

Okay, now that my panic session is done, I want to say that, no, aliens were never and will never be cool.
Civilizations have ended because when one meets the other, they just destroy each other. That’s how every single civilized city has fallen. Is Earth next? Hmm, dun dun dun..

Now that you’re done laughing, I suggest you go watch Toy Story 3 once it’s out. No particular reason. I just like aliens. Not by me though. *points up* “E.T. GO HOME”.

Apo Avedissian